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Hey, I’m Sarah – officially the funniest person in the WORLD. Sarcastic, ironic, and I’ll stop here before I scare you 😂. I’m 33, currently single 🥴. I used to play handball for 3 years, but had to quit (spine problems, not because I’m lazy 😎). So… now you know about 2% of me. What about you? What’s your story?
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Poor communication and emotional unavailability!
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